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Bringing Us Back… | Round 2


Ratchet

Welcome to the 2nd round of the “Bringin’ Us Back” bracket.  If this is your first time checking out this bracket, be sure to check out the first round before  reading round 2.

Listed below are the new match ups:

FIGHT DIVISION

Fight Division

PV Right Hook vs Denny’s Brawl

PV Right Hook

A fight breaks out at Prairie View A & M University between two students leaving one of the students laid out something serious after receiving a vicious right hook.  The video went viral immediately which spawned a song by Houston rap artist, Beatking.

East Oakland Denny’s Brawl

A fight between two cliques escalates to a brawl that rivals something you would see out of a western movie.  Chairs flying and plates being broken, all while wearing girly costumes.

TWERK DIVISION

Twerk Division

Twerk Team vs Son Rapping While Mom Twerks

Twerk Team

Made up of two ladies by the names of Ladi Lucious and Miss Twerksum.  They set the interwebs ablaze with their series, #TwerkTeamThursdays, where they showcase their ASSets in various ways to best stripclub music money can buy.  They’ve become so popular, that young girls nationwide have created their own twerk teams and upload videos hoping to compete.

Son Rapping with Mom Twerking

An East St. Louis Mother lets her son (looks to be 6 or 7) rap about “Donks” while she twerks in the background while trying to keep her breasts from spilling out.  I also would like to mention, there’s a little girl walking around in the video while all this coonery takes place.  Damn shame.

PEOPLE DIVISION

People Division

Chief Keef vs Soulja Boy

Chief Keef

17-year old Chicago rapper was made famous by his hit, “I Don’t Like.”  Kanye West heard the track, and couldn’t wait to release the remix.  Thanks to the buzz of his ignorant chants, Interscope Records signed Chief to a multi-million dollar deal.  So what does that tell our youth?  Hmmm… Now THAT’S that ish I don’t like…

Soulja Boy

Yet another “hardcore” rapper from the south.  He’s made hip-hop headlines over the years for the most ignorant of stuff, but none greater than this line right here: ”Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa. We wouldn’t be here to get this ice and tattoos.

RANDOM RATCHETNESS DIVISION

Random Ratchetness Division

Toddler Smoking Weed vs Catchin’ “Amonia” for J’s with the “Get Money Boyz”

Parent Lets Toddler Smoke Weed

Pretty cut and dry here.  The video shows a woman holder her daughter in her lap while smoking a blunt then proceeds to allow the toddler to get a puff in as well.  *Long sigh*

Catchin’ “Amonia” for Js With the “Get Money Boyz”

Every year in December, you can count on two things happening.  Jordan Brand will release a Jordan 11 and black folks will go absolutely bat-shit crazy for them.  I actually made the mistake of trying to wait in line this year to grab a ticket for one, but due to an unruly and hood crowd, that was cut short.  Someone pulled out a gun and we all scattered like roaches.

Just like last time, be sure to cast your votes in the comment section below and let me know who matriculates to the next round.

As always folks, stay classy…

Ant

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5 thoughts on “Bringing Us Back… | Round 2

  1. Man, I feel a sharp pain in my stomach but here goes nothing:
    PV Right Hook
    Son Rapping/Mom Twerking
    Soulja Boy… SMH
    Catching “Amonia” for J’s

    Lord forgive me! Hahaha

  2. Pingback: Bringing Us Back… | Round 3 | The Writerz Block

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