It’s February 13th . . . Do you know where your lover is?
Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and men, especially married men, know that they have to do something nice for their wives/significant others. Mistress Day is February 13th, the day before Valentine’s Day, which straying men set aside to spend with the mistress since they will spend February 14th with the wife.
Married guys who cheat on their wives like to pamper their mistresses the day before Valentine’s Day, because they don’t want them to feel like an afterthought if they do it the day after Valentine’s Day. Mistress Day exists because mistresses need some romance too. There’s literally a day out there celebrating adultery.
I always thought Feb. 13 was Gary Coleman appreciation day. But the folks at LifeStyles Condoms have reminded me that it’s Mistress Day — the day where you pay attention to that forbidden love in your life, because you’ll have to spend Valentine’s Day with that cringe-worthy thing you accidentally committed to or married. AOL reports that February 13th is becoming just as busy for florists, restaurants and others because it’s the day men take out their mistresses.
Watch out for Mistress Day! To the known mistresses out there, I salute you for playing your role…in the words of OutKast, “F that Valentine’s”. Wonder if you can buy a card for that…
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