Whether you’d like to believe it or not, every “kitty” has a price. No, I’m not calling all women prostitutes. I’m simply saying before a woman allows a man entrance into her magical kingdom, there will be a toll. In the case of women who are actually prostitutes, the monetary transaction is blatant and up front. For the majority of other women, it’s a little more subtle and complicated. When a man shows interest in a woman, whether it’s for a quick fling or a long-term investment, he’s going to spend money in hopes of sleeping with her. Let me also add that time can be quantified into money as well.
Let me go into detail here. Why do single men aspire to purchase nice cars? To attract women. That’s money invested right there. Why do they buy nice clothes? To attract women. Again, money invested and we haven’t even spoken to a woman yet. I can give you a few more examples, but I’ll just skip to the date. So a man takes a woman on a date. They eat at a nice restaurant and the bill totals to $130 with tip. Next, they attend a concert (A favorite artist of the woman) which set him back $100. We’re at $230. When you add gas, clothes, carwash, and a haircut the date is easily over $300. So let’s set the variable that this is the first date and she opts to sleep with him. Her kitty was worth about $300 give or take.
Now before women come after my head, just think about it. In this scenario, if the man didn’t take the time to groom himself properly and opted to take her out to McDonalds on their first date, do you think the woman would have slept with him? Probably not. Because her kitty is worth more than a Big Mac meal. Even if you super sized it. The conversational piece was still there. The like interests were still there, but the financial piece was missing. Not to say there’s anything wrong with taking a friend to Mickey Ds and having a great conversation. In actuality, if she’s still interested in him the McDonalds date would deduct from the kitty total. By date number four, the man may have deposited enough into the kitty bank to finally make that withdrawal.
There are also instances when another man’s kitty credit can be used. For example, a man is dating a woman and he has made several deposits into the kitty bank. Her mental total has been hit and she’s ready to allow access to her tunnel of love, but they get into a heated argument. An extremely heated argument. Which results in a phone call to her friends for a night on the town. She throws on the infamous Freak ‘Em dress and parties like Charlie Sheen. She meets a random guy and later that evening, she sleeps with him. Thus utilizing the other man’s kitty deposits. Sucks doesn’t it? Well, unless you’re the guy she slept with as a fling.
I’m sure this blog will entice some healthy debate, so I’m all ears. So to all my lady followers/readers here’s the million dollar question…
How much does YOUR kitty cost?
Stay classy folks…