Thirsty. Creep. Nice Guy. All words use to describe, or rather insult, men who try to show any attention to the legions of single women who keep wondering why they can’t find or keep a man. Usually I say something like, “That’s not a diss,” to clear up any confusion that any woman reading this … Continue reading »
In case you’re not familiar with #BlackTwitter, know that if you misspell a word or use improper grammar, the people you thought were your friends will retweet your mistake to make you look like an idiot. And THEN…then their followers get in on the action and start throwing unbelievable amounts of shade. For uppity niggas … Continue reading »
Word to Dominique, but this a different kind of human highlight reel appreciation. Appreciation for the girl who was the perfect fit. Appreciation for the one who had a stoopid fat ass so you kept her around, not because you liked her…but she had a stoopid fat ass. Remember that one who made you come … Continue reading »
I guess I’ll speak my part on the shit sandwich known as the Seahawks/Packers game that took place last night. I should let you know that I’m not here to bash the replacement refs at all. Well not that much anyway. I mean yeah it was a horrible call. The game itself was more reminiscent … Continue reading »
I always thought that, for the most part, my good friends and I were just some regular guys. Yet more and more I continue to hear stories about guys doing out of pocket things just to get or keep a woman’s attention. So I realized that maybe we’re cut from a different cloth. Perhaps our … Continue reading »
“We go through too much bullshit just to mess with these drunk and hot girls.” Some of the truest shit Ye ever said. Or was it Mos Def who sang that part? Either way, really good looking women are aware of the fact that they’re really good looking. In case anyone hasn’t noticed, good looking … Continue reading »
A couple of weeks ago one of my good friends met a nice young lady at a party. She was cute…real cute. Nice body, perky tits, pretty face, racially ambiguous with blue eyes. I’ll give the male readers a minute to let the mental picture develop. Not to say that racially ambiguous people are better … Continue reading »
***The following topic was conceived during a very intoxicated conversation*** **Actually most of The ShoeBag’s material is** *Just remember to take nothing and everything I’m about to write seriously* I felt the need to put that disclaimer up because I’m almost certain someone will have an issue with what I’m about to say. It’s … Continue reading »
Some of you may or may not know this about me, but I wouldn’t consider myself much of a talker. I much prefer to listen and observe than to make meaningless jabber. Don’t get me wrong; given my wit and intellect I can carry a good conversation with just about anyone, but I absolutely hate … Continue reading »
This is one from the vaults of the ShoeBag, but it seems fitting for this time of year. When the temperature drops, so do the drawlz. Soon it’ll be too cold to go out every night of every weekend to go out and chase skirts. So you know what that means…it’s officially Cuffing Season out there. … Continue reading »
